I went to the recruiter today to join the Marines after I graduate.  I have the chance to enter as an officer, but that means I have to get my shit together and try to make myself noticeable in order to become an officer. They told me it was super competitive to get into it, but I feel like I have what it takes to do it.  I am scared of what boot camp and other things could bring, but if I wasn’t, I feel like that’s a problem.  I need to get my weight down to 174 at minimum so I can be recruited. That’s 16ish pounds for me to lose.  I wanted to lose weight anyway so why not have an extra reason to? I have to fill out a questionnaire and send it back so I can set up an interview with the people that will be helping me become an officer.  I feel like there are big changes about to come my way.  It’s not going to be easy, but I will take all the support I can get.  

Please let me be successful at this one thing in my life…

Military boys are my summer obsession. I’ve already met and kissed 2 Marines, 1 Army, and 1 Navy boy.  I haven’t really decided which branch I like better nor do I know how I feel about my new decision.

I feel like it’s one of those things that you can’t explain.  Here are some pros (I guess):

1. I feel really comfortable with these guys than I do with guys who are non-military.
2. I can see myself with a military guy as far as marriage goes.
3. I feel like this would be a good type of relationship for me because I want to be with a guy all the time, no doubt, but I guess at this time I’m not ready to see them everyday? (if that makes sense).
4. If they are a country boy I prefer them to be military rather than just a regular country boy (don’t ask me why)
5. PLUS, I don’t feel like a complete amazon with these guys because most of them are taller than me and they have more muscle than I do.  It’s hard being a taller girl in this society because a lot of guys want girls that are shorter than them.  Sorry I come from a tall family and like to wear heels, not sorry.
6. they are taught respect and loyalty from day one. I do realize that does not always mean they will show it. Trust me I’ve met the douche bag military guys who want a girl in every city.

I know it sounds a little preposterous and slightly crazy, but it makes sense in my head.  I can deal with them being deployed and all of that, but I also feel right when I pair myself with these guys because I have a smart ass mouth, which I know they have, but I also feel like I need a man’s man like this and not the typical Frat guy in college that I seem to be surrounded by.

Now if only I could find one that wants a relationship now instead of just wanting to have fun. FFFUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKK MY LIFE.

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I love when people test my patience. 

You would think after living with someone for a year and watching them be childish and dealing with their shit day in and day out, they would realize I have a huge HUGE amount of patience for high school shenanigans.  This is college and you are a sophomore in college no less. Like seriously???

Anywho, I let your friend stay ILLEGALLY in our apt for a few weeks because she was too much of a pothead in her old apartment that her roommates were in the right in kicking her ass out.  I told you as long as she didn’t fuck with my shit or my apartment I didn’t care what she did.  

Does this bitch think this is a homeless shelter with handouts? FUCK NO! You do not come into a friend’s apartment who lives with 2 other people, and assume that you can just use MY toothpaste, MY towel that I wi[e my mouth with to wipe your hands with, and my other roommates detergent.  Yes we are allowing you to stay in our apartment because it’s the end of the semester and you only have a few more days until you go home, but you DO NOT take advantage of that.

And that brings me to my next target of disgust.

I have live with you for almost a year now, but this is the final breaking point.  You think because I played nice when you were being bitchy before that I would not have to balls to do something about it now.

You are sadly mistaken.

I waited for this moment to come for a long time, and now it’s time for me to lay all my cards on the table when you have none.

You and your little minions can kiss my ass.  They are always in this damn apartment running their mouths on everything they can, and I have had it.  Don’t bring them in here and then get pissed when me or my other roommate bring people in and it invades on your precious sleep.  I can’t remember how many Saturday morning rehearsals I showed up to sleep deprived because you came home at 2 in the morning drunk with all of your friends and decided it was after party time in our living room. NO.

I’m pretty sure that by me making the adult decisions I did today was a slap in the face to you.  Which is why you ran out of this apartment with your free loading friend living next to me and your so called “BEST FRIEND” behind you (whom you talk shit about every chance you get). 

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. 

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